The Empire of The United Ariabics is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kairoz Cazco with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.034 billion Ariabics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ariabicsian economy, worth 74.4 trillion Aric's a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,953 Aric's, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Ariabics's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Ariabics is ranked 31,582^nd in the world and 52^nd in Astoria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.